Holy Wow: Rhythm Gymastics

Reposted from Slog, but this was too amazing to not post here. I sit at my workpod station, wide eyed with mouth agape, squealing in horror and delight.

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1) Jesus fuckery mother of monkey aliens. Eeeep!
2) My friend Meghan asks, “How many coccyxes get broken by those balls?”
3) Get thee to a circus!
4) (Re: the end of the vid) Omg it’s like cheerleading only worse!
5) Quoth Slog comment #19: When the group stuff starts half-way through, all I could think was, “I’m booking them for my birthday party next year. And nobody else is invited.” Yes, I’m a pervert.
6) Surely it’s only a matter of time before they take over the universe, starting with Russia (clearly), and eat us all for protein.

YouTube of the Day: Hands Free Edition

My friend Tim just sent me this video.  Had me laughing on a Monday morning.  Unfortunately it does point to an all too true reality. The video stars Skyler Stone.  He has a lot more videos etc. at his website.

Don’t forget… Seattle is hands free now as well!

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Flickr of the Day: Free Sex?!

So after writing that last post I was perusing some of The Searchers other photos and found the one below. Hmmm: . . . Materialism….Gluttony . . . Drunkeness . . . Binging . . . Free Sex?!

One of these things is not like the other. Can you pick it out boys and girls?



Selling The Negatives

Originally uploaded by The Searcher

Permit Required to Take This Picture


Permit Required to Take This Picture by The Searcher.

via Slog & The Searcher

So I was walking around the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle on a warm summer Wednesday night. My girlfriend and I were walking down towards the canal when, across from the PCC (grocery store), we spotted a funny sign. So I pulled out my camera and took a quick shot of it.

Out from behind a planter (seemingly), a diminutive SecurityGuard(tm) rushed towards me, and sternly demanded to know who I was and what I thought I was doing. He made quick work out of my personal space bubble, with eyes locked on my camera, and a hand outstretched. As if by nothing more than the implied authority of his embroidered badge, I must now hand him my camera. I stuck it in my pocket.

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My Yard Our Message

Up until this year I have not been gung-ho about a political candidate. And while I most often vote as a democrat, I am not a loyalist to the party. I also realize that in our country we have to make our voice heard through voting for change to take place. If you want to voice your passion for people to vote but not a candidate then MyYardOurMessage.com is for you.

According to Laughing Squid:

My Yard Our Message features non-partisan political yard signs that you can purchase or print out for free under Creative Commons and place in your own front yard or window. The project is part of The UnConvention, which is providing a forum for promoting the democratic and free exchange of ideas during with the 2008 Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota.

via Chris Glass

Ocho Cinco

Ocho Cinco is about to be for real!  I love how he is mocking the NFL’s restrictions.

Whispy Wonders: The Art of Smoke

Smoke symbolizes an intangible mystery, residual evidence of an often dangerous action or event. A great roundup of amazing smoke art can be found at Dark Roasted Blend, which contains many related links, including smoke art manipulated for commercial ads.

Unintentional crown:

There’s a lot of work being done with colour enhancement but I think I prefer more of the “capture the moment” styles.

Four light bulbs:

Bush + Ass = Caption this photo

This photo just floated over from Beijing, where our leader (for the next 161 days) is enjoying the Olympics. Such a wholesome, family friendly time for the entire world to watch healthy competition and witness the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.

Err - what’s that Mr. President?

Your mission - if you choose to accept it, dear reader - is to caption this photo. The winner will be reposted on Friday with a hearty congratulations.

The potential is overwhelming.

Straight from fleshbot. (link nsfw)

Nintendo Wall Graphics

Wow.  The possibilities of these Nintedo Wall Decals are limitless.  I love them.  What I would of given for them as a kid.  Actually I would still consider creating a Mario room now.

What do you think Ace?

I bet he gets them.

via mmolai

Body Modification of the Day: Ol’ Dirty Bastard

The tattoo below rouses a wide variety of thoughts from me:

1.  WTF?  Is that an armpit tattoo of Ol’ Dirty Bastard?!

2.  Damn the artwork is good.

3.  That must have hurt like hell.

4.  Is that tattoo racist?

via ModBlog